I got that bad boy that sits in the driveway about a year ago. Still runs like a champ. Well, it doesn’t sit in the driveway, it sits in some dirt next to the driveway. Gotta give some room for the ‘burban. It’s probably the ugliest thing you’ll see driving down the road, burping out ugly tones that will make you gag. At this point you can’t really tell if it’s original color was white or grey. I’ll fill you in: it was white. That spotted stallion’s got a white base with a grey top. A few random spots of grey can be seen here or there, but it’s all for style baby. When I first got it I would take it out to get myself my very own pizza and spicy buffalo wings. Off to the beach and I would chow down in my very own car, watching the waves, catching my breath and just chilling. Over the year it’s had its moments. First it wouldn’t start. Then recently it wouldn’t start again. With the help of some friends it’s as good as new. Well, maybe not that good, but still works anyways.. I’d been gone for the past six months, and when I came back, the time came where I stepped into this old beast once again to brilliantly remember what I’ve unconsciously missed. I sat down in the old stallion and sure enough, as if it had been yesterday, I could smell that old pizza smell once again to bring back the memories. I turned the keys to start the engine, put it in reverse and hit the road once again.

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